I found this in some of my old files and thought it too good to delete.
Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-esteem with a module of its own called High Self-esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error – Program not run on external components ” What should I do?
Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
I believe – that just because two people argue, it doesn’t mean they don’t love each other. And just because they don’t argue, it doesn’t mean they do.
I believe – that we don’t have to change friends if we understand that friends change.
I believe – that no matter how good a friend is, they’re going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
I believe – that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.
I believe – that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
I believe – that it’s taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
I believe – that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
I believe – that you can keep going long after you think you can’t.
I believe – that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
I believe – that either you control your attitude or it controls you.
I believe – that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.
I believe – that money is a lousy way of keeping score.
I believe – that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.
I believe – that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down, will be the ones to help you get back up.
I believe – that sometimes when I’m angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn’t give me the right to be cruel.
I believe – that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you’ve had and what you’ve learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.
I believe – that it isn’t always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
I believe – that no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn’t stop for your grief.
I believe – that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.
I believe – that you shouldn’t be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.
I believe – that 2 people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
I believe – that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don’t even know you..
I believe – that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you – you will find the strength to help.
I believe – that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.
I believe – that the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon.
I believe – that you should send this to all of the people that you believe in.